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• There are three early signs of old age. The first is loss of short-term memory, and .
  .. I don't remember the other two!...
• You look like a million dollars. All green and wrinkled.
• It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.
  -- On the role of beauty and handsomeness in love -- Brian, age 7...
• I have reached an age when I look just as good standing on my head as I do right side up.
  -- Frank Sulliva...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Middle age is that time when a man thinks that within a week or two, perhaps even three, he will be as good as ever.
• We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength.
  But there was also a terrible betrayal that lay within me like a Merle Haggard song at a French restaurant....