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  While the first two are more pleasant, the third is by far the more certain....
• Basically, there are three ways to lose money, racing being the quickest of the three, women being the pleasantest, and farming being the most certain way of the three.
• There are two ways of constructing a software desig
  One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies....
• The third week of vacation is far more enjoyable, if your wife thinks you only had a two week vacation.
• It's gonna be alright, It's almost midnight, And I've got two more bottles of wine.
• Buy when there's blood in the streets. -- Baron Guy de Rothschild
• There are two ways to get rich: You can make more or require less.
• Among mankind money is far more persuasive than logical argument. -- Euripide
• Faster cars, colder beer, younger women, more money!