OPERA
For centuries now, Opera has been the foremost method of
humiliation available to the security forces. It began in the late
1600s, when peasant rebels were made to dress up as ridiculously
fat people and get up on wooden planks in front of hundreds of
their peers and shout the same things over and over and over, to a
musical accompaniment.
By the time the French Revolution came rolling along, it was
the aristocrats who were forced to the stage to sing, gesticulate
wildly and loudly perform plays devised to spread Revolutionary
propaganda.
Nowadays, Opera has been driven underground, but is still
carried out by the perverse, the deviant, and those with very big
tits (both men and women), their audiences made up almost
exclusively of establishment figures.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
