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A Teenager Is Someone Who Gets Excited When They Discover That The Phone Call Was For Them, But This Stage Of Life Doesn't Last Very Long.
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A Teenager is someone who gets excited when they discover that the phone
call was for them, but this stage of life doesn't last very long.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
-- Fran Lebowitz...
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studie...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...before you call someone on the phone, you think
'finger joe@his.house'...
phone rings] Kent: Well it looks like we have our first caller.
..and I mean ever, because this is not a call-in show....
Why do they call them briefings when they take SO LONG?
If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.
Lisa: Bart, I figured it out! Who's someone you've been making irritating phone calls to for years?
Bart: Linda Lavin? Lisa: No, someone who _didn't_ deserve it....
Love is what we call the situation which occurs when two people who are sexually compatible discover that they can also tolerate one another in various other circumstances.
-- Marc Maihueird...
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This happened about thirty years ago to the son of a Rumanian gentleman who was owed a personal favour by Georges Enesco, the celebrated violinist....