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There Are A Lot Of Drunk People About To Drive Home, So Drive As Fast As You Can.
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There are a lot of drunk people about to drive home, so drive as fast
as you can. It's harder for drunk people to hit you.
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There are two groups of people in the world now. Those that get pathetically drunk in public--and the rest of us poor bastards who are expected to drive these pinheads home.
-- Dennis Mille...
You can learn a lot about people by their luggage.
Some people have a lot of vanity. They say, "I only wear glasses when I drive.
If you only need glasses when you drive, then drive around with a prescription windshield!...
You can get *anywhere* in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.
You can get ANYWHERE in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.
Homer: Oh, who am I kidding? I _am_ slow. Marge: Oh, Homey, if you feel so bad about yourself, there's always things you can do to feel better.
Homer: Take another bath in malt liquor? Marge: There's that....
It's not how hard it rains but how fast you drive.
You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace.
It's unpleasantly like being drunk. What's so unpleasant about being drunk?...
You can learn a lot about people by their wallet. -- Daniel Will-Harri