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• CLARIONET, n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears.
  There are two instruments that are worse than a clarionet -- two clarionets....
• There is one thing far worse than waiting two months for a dental appointment, and that is getting in to see the dentist the very next day.
• There's more to life than sitting around in the sun in your underwear playing the clarinet.
• Two inches taller than spherical.
• Two heads are better than one
• A government solution to a problem is always followed by the creation of at least two additional problems, either of which was worse than the original problem which the government set out to solve.
• Two heads are more numerous than one.
• Two heads are better than one. -- John Heywood