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There's More To Life Than Sitting Around In The Sun In Your Underwear Playing The Clarinet.
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There's more to life than sitting around in the sun in
your underwear playing the clarinet.
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There must be more to life than sitting wondering if there is more to life.
There are two instruments worse than a clarinet. Two clarinets.
Pompey bade Sylla recollect that more worshipped the rising than the setting sun.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Life of Pompey...
Practise wearing a dress or skirt rather than jeans.
It'll be far more comfortable in the end. Give up on conventional underwear....
There is more stupidity around than hydrogen, and it has a longer shelf life. Frank Zappa
Bart: You made all that money for sitting around and watching TV and eating food?
? Lisa: There's a lot more to it than that, Bart....
Life is tough, and you know that when you've got more bills in your mailbox than in your wallet.
Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
-- C. Schultz...
What you think means more than anything else in your life.
More than what you earn, more than where you live, more than your social position, and more than what anyone else may think about you....