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• Mixed Nuts. -- Jeffrey's favorite recipe
• There is a definite parallel between shots of tequila and a woman's breasts.
  One is not enough and three are too many....
• Bigamy is taking one too many.
• How many field service engineers -- does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
  Two. One to hold the bulb and one to pound it in (etc)...
• A bigamist is a guy who took one too many.
• Been short on oxygen one time too many.
• Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
• Dear Mr. President: There are too many states. Please eliminate three.
  I am not a crackpot. -- Abraham "Grandpa" Simpso...
• Madness is to think of too many things in succession too fast or of one thing too exclusively.
  -- Voltaire...