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  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• A lawyer shows up at the pearly gates. St. Peter says, "Normally we don't let you people in here but you're in luck, we have a special this week.
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• Time as he grows old teaches all things. -- Aeschylu
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