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• The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will not be meeting until the first time.
  Their Premeeting Statement wanted to make this clear before they had their first meeting, so that it would not be uncertain or confusing....
• A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
• A good theory should fit on a T-shirt -- Astronomer at Jan 1992 AAS meeting
• A meeting lasts at least one and a half hours, however short the agenda. -- Denys Parso
• A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. -- Gourd's Axiom
• Gourd's Axiom: A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
• Starfleet's finest. Fancy meeting you here. -- Picard, "Conspiracy", stardate 41775.5
• CONFERENCE: A special meeting in which the boss gathers subordinates to hear what they have to say, so long as it doesn't conflict with what he's already decided to do.