There Is Nothing Like A Good Painstaking Survey Full Of Decimal Points And Guarded Generalizations To Put A Glaze Like A Sung Vase On Your Eyeball.

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There is nothing like a good painstaking survey full of decimal points
and guarded generalizations to put a glaze like a Sung vase on your eyeball.
-- S. J. Perelman

I loved him like a brothel. -- S. J. Perelma
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.
Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal, if you are all thumbs....
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal -- if you don't use your thumbs. -- Tom Lehre
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.
You think it's a good idea to put a wet, drainy thing like that upside down over your mouth?
-- Gallaghe...
Nothing screws up a good story like an eyewitness.
Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal, if you are all thumbs.
There's nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl.

There Is Nothing Like A Good Painstaking Survey Full Of Decimal Points And Guarded Generalizations To Put A Glaze Like A Sung Vase On Your Eyeball.

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