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• I am Paul Simon of Borg. Must be 50 ways to assimilate your lover.
• I'd love to, but... none of my socks match. -- 50 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to, but... I think you want the OTHER [your name]. -- 98 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• Shake your hips and hope for the best.
  -- Some surefire ways to make a person to fall in love with you -- Camille, age 9...
• Makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it? Can we have your liver?
• Gas Mask must be worn within 50 foot radius of this message.
• Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs .
  .. and don't worry if their parents are right there....
• If at first you don't succeed, stand on your head and eat an alligator liver.
  Alligator liver has the strange effect of making it all seem so profoundly hopeless that you just don't care anymore....
• It's 05:50 a.m., Do you know where your stack pointer is?