There's Always One Guy Who Tries To Impress You With How Big A Joint He Can Roll.

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There's always one guy who tries to impress you with how big a joint he can
roll. The guy takes the Sunday Times, drops a kilo brick in with the
strings on it ... we roll it up and pass it around ... have to use
fireplace tongs for the roach. And all of a sudden I realize--I've
oversmoked. Oh yeah. You can tell when you've oversmoked--when you try and
brush something off your shoulder and it's the floor.
-- Chris Rush

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