I Got In A Fight One Time With A Really Big Guy, And He Said, "I'm Going To Mop The Floor With Your Face.

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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop
the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah?
Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
-- Emo Phillips

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