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Practise Wearing A Dress Or Skirt Rather Than Jeans.
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Practise wearing a dress or skirt rather than jeans. It'll be far more
comfortable in the end. Give up on conventional underwear.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Related:
Find a matching pair of shells that feel comfortable.
This is harder than it seems, especially if the shells are still occupied....
Don't settle for anything less than a Seiko Sports 100.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Try to appreciate sex with your knees tied together.
(This may be slightly more challenging if you are female....
Talk to fish. Sooner or later, they will talk back.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Accuse fun-run organisers of discrimination. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Act like a cartoon character. Most of your companions will be.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Buy your chiropodist a farewell present. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Discover that you *can* eat seaweed. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Donate your shoe collection to Imelda Marcos. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.