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• Time...do you really believe the past arranges itself for our convenience into those paltry little squares they print on calendars?
• Yes, but did you read the REALLY fine print?
• I figure that the best way to figure what the IRS will figure is to get them to figure what you are figuring that they will figure that you are not really figuring what you want them to figure that you figure.
  If you figure all of this out sufficiently, you have got to figure that they can't figure you out in the first place....
• Geek' used to be a four-letter word. Now it's a six-figure one.
  -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
• PEBKAC /peb'kak/ [Abbrev., "Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair"] Used by support people, particularly at call centers and help desks.
  Not used with the public. Denotes pilot error as the cause of the crash, especially stupid errors that even a luser could figure out....
• Why read it when you can print it?
• Time really flies when you don't know what you're doing.
• Leisure time is that five or six hours when you sleep at night. -- George Alle
• Be seeing you.