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Time...do You Really Believe The Past Arranges Itself For Our Convenience Into Those Paltry Little Squares They Print On Calendars?
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Time...do you really believe the past arranges itself
for our convenience into those paltry little squares they
print on calendars?
Related:
There was a time when you could figure that seeing the word sex in print was really a misprint for sox or six.
Yes, but did you read the REALLY fine print?
Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had to make it up to you.
I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me....
For the first time in the history of our country the majority of our people believe that the next five years will be worse than the past five years.
1979 -- Jimmy Carter, 39th US Preside...
No, I understand now," Auberon said, calm in the woods -- it was so simple, really.
I didn't, for a long time, but I do now. You just can't hold people, you can't own them....
Beartraps are provided for the convenience of our patrons!
Woman: Why would you want to work at a Kwik-E-Mart?
Woods: To be honest, in my upcoming movie I'm going to be playing this tightly-wound convenience store clerk and, I kind of like to research my roles and really get into it....
The time for bickering has past. Now is the time to drop our gloves.
Take time to do the things that really make you happy.