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• When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
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  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• Life always sucks--some days it just bothers you more than others.
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  Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries....
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