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• Larry: Everybody go nuts! I'm buying! [to Moe] Hey, Handsome, send the bill to my dad.
  Moe: Okay, but the last guy who charged a drink to Burns turned up in a landfill....
• Larry: Sheesh, Dad and I, we started out great. But now it's falling apart like a Chinese motorcycle.
  Homer: It's so unfair. You're everything a dad could hope for....
• Larry: Hey, I'm looking for this guy. [shows an old picture of Burns] Anyone know who he is?
  Bart: Yeah, sure, we know him. That's Mr. Burns....
• Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
  Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair!...
• Homer: [chuckles] They'll never look for us here. Larry
  Yeah. This place is emptier than a Scottish pay toilet....
• Smithers: [eyeing Larry] Yes? Larry: [sweating] Yeah, uh.
  .. Hi, my-my name is Larry. I'm here to see Mr....
• Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he loves you.
  And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right....
• This is Kent Brockman, live from the Aztec theater, where police have learned that kidnapper Homer Simpson and hostage Larry Burns are inside, talking loudly.
  -- "Burns, Baby Bu...
• Larry: Well, how 'bout it, Pop? I know it's tough, but can you love me for what I am?
  [cops a smirk] Burns: Uh... well... uh... [hugs Larry] There there, sonny boy....