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• When a man pulled two guns on convenience store clerk Wazir Jiwi and demanded money, Jiwi asked how much he wanted for one of the guns.
  He said $100, which Jiwi paid him. Then Jiwi offered to buy the second gun....
• If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell. -- Gen. Philip Sherida
• Are you sure the back door is locked?
• When I lived in Birmingham, on my way every morning I would pass the Coronation Road Adventure Playground.
  It even had it's initials in large letters on a noticeboard....
• If you had something like 500 GB of disk or or more, how would you back it up?
  Post it to comp.arch.storage...
• It was raining heavily, and the motorist had car trouble on a lonely country road.
  Anxious to find shelter for the night, he walked over to a farmhouse and knocked on the front door....
• Tucker v. Texas, 326 U.S. 517 (1946), in which a statute punishing door-to-door distribution of literature was held invalid as an abridgment of freedom of the press.
  -- Supreme Court decision quoted by Mike Godwin in comp.org.eff.talk...
• A Texan, impressing the hell out of a Bostonian with tales about the heroes of the Alamo, commented, "I'll bet you never had anyone that brave around *Boston*.
  "Ever hear of Paul Revere?", snarled the Bostonian....
• If on the other hand he went to pay his respects to The Door and it wasn't there .
  . . what then? The answer, of course, was very simple....