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• The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
  --Mark Russell...
• The human species, according to the best theory I can form of it, is composed of two distinct races, the men who borrow and the men who lend.
  Charles Lamb ['Essays of Elia', 1823]...
• The human species, according to the best theory I can form of it, is composed of two distinct race
  hen men who borrow, and the men who lend. -- Charles Lamb (1775-1834)...
• Airline tickets have small print on them. It says, "Schedules are subject to change without notice.
  I missed my plane in Houston by fifteen minutes. And believe me, I noticed it. -- Mark Dobrie...
• All airline pilots sound like Johnny Cash.
• Nymphs and nurses like beautiful rings.
• The best advice I ever received was back in 1958 when I was playing the piano in a bar on Capitol Hill in Washington, D.
  C. A congressman came up to me and said, "Kid, stop singing `Stardust' and start singing about Congress....
• computron /kom'pyoo-tron`/ n. 1. [common] A notional unit of computing power combining instruction speed and storage capacity
  dimensioned roughly in instructions-per-second times megabytes-of-main-store times megabytes-of-mass-storage....
• Mark Twain to young writers: "Whatever you like best, strike it out." -- Thomas Boswell