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• The stockings were hung by the chimney with care--and oh what a terrible smell filled the air.
  -- Jethro Bu...
• I got a used gun for my wife, pretty good trade , huh ?
• I'll quit drinkin' just as soon as I can find some better way to get it down. -- Jethro Bu
• We were pretty good sharks ourselves once.
• Bart: Milhouse, how could you let this happen? You were supposed to be the night watchman.
  Milhouse: I was watching. I saw the whole thing. First it started falling over, then it fell over....
• Bart: Ohh, I only grew half an inch. I'm still too short.
  Marge: Growing half an inch in one day is still pretty good, Bart....
• Willy: I'm telling ye, I could nay have shot Burns.
  [uncrosses, then recrosses, his legs; everyone groans] Eddie...
• Look! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's FALLING!!!
• The more I look, the more I like it. I do think it's good. I wish you were here to see it.