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• Bart: Just a minute, van Houten. Somebody needs to guard this place at night so it doesn't get trashed.
  [offers a cap and baton] How'd you like to be night watchman?...
• Bart: [on walkie talkie] Milhouse! What's seven in roman numerals?
  Milhouse: I'll tell you, Bart, but you really should end each transmission with the word "over"....
• Milhouse: [on the walkie talkie] Milhouse to Bart.
  Do you want to come over and play? Ba...
• Homer: Boy, you're gonna have to be punished for this.
  Bart: Dad, you punish me, but that means you have to think of a punishment, sit here and make sure I do it....
• Director: OK, let's get the _real_ Milhouse over here, under the X-ray truck.
  Milhouse: [abashed] Hi, Bart. Bart: Hey. Cool, Milhouse!...
• Milhouse: Come on Bart. You're gonna make me a print aren't you?
  Bart: Will you swear not to let another living soul get a copy of this photo?...
• How could this happen? We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.
  -- Milhouse, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• Milhouse: What are they saying? Bart: I'm not sure.
  Milhouse: I thought you said you could read lips. Ba...
• Homer: All right, men, get ready to blast off. [Slowly begins to drive forward] Whooo!
  We're in orbit now! What's that? A call from the President?...