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I'll Quit Drinkin' Just As Soon As I Can Find Some Better Way To Get It Down. -- Jethro Bu
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I'll quit drinkin' just as soon as I can find some better way to get it
down.
-- Jethro Burns
Related:
I can quit anytime I want; I just don't want to!
Bart: Now we can get the treasure! Abe: Oh, what's the use.
Burns would still find some way to take it from me....
Beverly: "Captain, the first thing you need to get is some rest.
Now this has been a shock to your system and I want you to not push yourself....
When people sit in front of you at a movie theater, never say, "Sit down in front.
People don't bend that way. -- Jethro Bu...
Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
The Shades of Night Were Falling Fast But I Got a Pretty Good Look Anyway. -- Jethro Bu
JUST GET OUT OF MY WAY; I CAN DO IT RIGHT.
Patty: {Hey, Krabappel: if you get in the way of that bouquet, I'll stuff that sunhat down your neck.
} Burns: [being wheeled in] Smithers, take me home!...
I can see him a'comin' With his big boots on, With his big thumb out, He wants to get me.
He wants to hurt me. He wants to bring me down. But some time later, When I feel a little straighter, I'll come across a stranger Who'll remind me of the danger, And then....