I like to skate on the other side of the ice... I like to reminisce with
people I don't know... I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the
shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit... And when I get
real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit
in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
-- Steven Wright
