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As Dead As That Squirrel. Which Squirrel? (Amy Shoots, We Hear An 'eep' As The Bullet Hits, And A Thud As The Creature Falls To The Ground) .
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...As dead as that squirrel.
Which squirrel?
(Amy shoots, we hear an 'eep' as the bullet hits, and a thud
as the creature falls to the ground)
...Oh, _that_ squirrel.
-- Amy and Edmund : Amy and Amiability
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