The Speed Of Exit Of A Civil Servant Is Directly Proportional To The Quality Of His Service.

The Speed Of Exit Of A Civil Servant Is Directly Proportional To The Quality Of His Service.

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The speed of exit of a civil servant is directly proportional to the
quality of his service.
-- Ralph Nader, "The Spoiled System"

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