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• You will be run over by a bus.
• If you anticipate bus delays by leaving your house thirty minutes early, your bus will arrive as soon as you reach the bus stop or when you light up a cigarette, whichever comes first.
  -- John Corcora...
• You know you're in a small town..... ...if you dial the wrong number, and talk for 15 minutes anyway.
• Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th' PLANET in 15 minutes!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• The last rush-hour express bus to your neighborhood leaves five minutes before you get off work.
  -- John Corcora...
• Andy Warhol said that one day everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
  Well, your 15 minutes was last week, but since you weren't ready, we gave it to Vanna White....
• You say it can't be won The way the game is run; But if you choose to stay You wind up playin' anyway.
  -- Jackson Browne...
• I quit drinking and smoking once. Very boring 15 minutes.
• Rush Limbaugh's 15 minutes of fame has been running for 6 years...