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Whenever I'm In Champaign, I Listen To The Great Music On Rock 107, And When I'm Out Of Town, They Mail It To Me.
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Whenever I'm in Champaign, I listen to the great music on Rock 107,
and when I'm out of town, they mail it to me.
-- Steven Wright
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