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The Streets Have Never Been So Gay. Women Are Laughing, Children Are Singing.
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The streets have never been so gay. Women are laughing, children are
singing...oh, look! Look! There's a man being indecently assaulted
by nine foreign sailors...and he's _still_ got a smile on his face!
-- Percy to Edmund : Potato
Related:
He died a hero's death, dying so his friends might live.
.. ...And that his enemies might have something to go with their potatoes....
We are in fact going...to France! France!...Oh, but Edmund, surely France has already been discovered?
By the French, for a start....? -- Edmund and Percy : Potato...
Let's practice. Edmund comes in and says, 'Hello Baldrick.
..you haven't seen Percy, have you?', to which you reply....
Caroline! I never knew you knew her! Oh yes! I even touched her once.
...Touched her what? Her...once. In a corridor. I've never heard it called _that_ before....
exiting a closet) Cat: He won't find that one -- not until he changes his boots.
(sees Lister, hides his face) Did you see him clearly?...
Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
Bart: Ohh, I only grew half an inch. I'm still too short.
Marge: Growing half an inch in one day is still pretty good, Bart....