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  Well, sir, I gave him three quarters by mistake. Took me the whole afternoon to track him down!...
• My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers.
  He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was....
• I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
  -- Shirley Temple...
• and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes!
  -- James Joyce, _Ulysses_...
• My ATM just asked me if I wanted to go double or nothing!
• I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
  -- Shirley Temple...
• I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
  -- Shirley Temple...