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• My St. Bernard has a drinking problem.
• Music's golden tongue Flatter'd to tears this aged man and poor.
  -- John Keats (1795-1821) -- The Eve of St. Agnes, Stanza 3...
• Thrice he assay'd, and thrice in spite of scorn Tears, such as angels weep, burst forth.
  -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book i, Line 619...
• The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it. -- George Bernard Shaw -- St. Joa
• If ever I utter an oath again may my soul be blasted to eternal damnation!
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), St. Joa...
• Her angels face, As the great eye of heaven, shyned bright, And made a sunshine in the shady place.
  -- Edmund Spenser (1553-1599) -- The Faerie Queene, Book i, Canto iii, St. 4...
• In such green palaces the first kings reign'd, Slept in their shades, and angels entertain'd
  With such old counsellors they did advise, And by frequenting sacred groves grew wise....
• If you say, "Would there were no wine" because of the drunkard
  hen you must say, going on by degrees, "Would there were no steel," because of the murderers, "Would there were no night," because of the thieves, "Would there were no light," because of the informers, and "Would there were no women," because of adultery....
• A lover is a bottle of wine; a husband is a wine bottle.