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The therapist is NOT in.
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Life itself still remains a very effective therapist. -- Karen Horney...
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Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process....
I'll be playing my first solo! If you miss it on Saturday, I'd advise you to start looking for a child therapist on Sunday.
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Dr.MM: Your husband sees you as nothing. Marge: [pause] Oh, okay.
Well, thank you. [about to hang up] Dr.MM: No no no, don't hang up!...
A patient named Tarzan was always negative, always gripping, carping and sometimes even whining about something.
The man was never satisfied. Finally, he went to a psychologist who listened until he could take no more, since it was so constant, so negative....
This is KBBL talk radio, K-Babble. All talk, 24 hours a day.
If you'd like to share your embarrassing problem with our listening audience, we invite you to call our therapist of the airwaves, Dr....
Dr.MM: [radio talk show therapist] Tell me about your husband, Marge.
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