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The Trouble With Life Is The Lack Of Cool Background Music.
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The trouble with life is the lack of cool background music.
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The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
Classical music in background, slow stoned voice:) Don't you ever wonder what life would be like?
... -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
Meaning of life: <deleted for lack of space>
Either heaven or hell will have continuous background music.
Which one you think it will be tells a lot about you. -- Bill Vaugha...
Bring music to someone's life: donate an organ!
Bart: Dad, you cannot wear that! That's a rastafarian hat.
Homer: Pft. Hey, I've been safariing since before you were born....
as tranquil music plays in the background, Lisa writes her essay] What would Ben Franklin say if he were alive today?
He'd say... [tranquil music abruptly stops] [erasing] Oh, think of a better opening....
Life without music would be an intolerable insult. -- Edward Abbey
There are but two refuges from the miseries of life: music and cats. -- Albert Schweitze