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Classical Music In Background, Slow Stoned Voice:) Don't You Ever Wonder What Life Would Be Like?
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(Classical music in background, slow stoned voice:) Don't you
ever wonder what life would be like? ...
-- Answering machine madness - brevity
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Joe can't come to the phone right now because he's DEAD!...