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• During the last presidential campaign, Quayle should have said "Read my lips.
  Everything he says falls on deaf ears anyway....
• I know if you been talkin' you done said just how suprised you wuz by the living dead.
  You wuz suprised that they could understand you words and never respond once to all the truth they heard....
• Everyday in everyway I'm getting better and better, at least thats what the little green men from mars keep telling me.
• I have heard the mavis singing Its love-song to the mo
  I 've seen the dew-drop clinging To the rose just newly born....
• I 've stood upon Achilles' tomb, And heard Troy doubted
  ime will doubt of Rome. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto iv, Stanza 101...
• I apologize to the deaf for the loss of subtitles.
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
  Boy : It`s mine. Girl: Can I play with it ? Boy : No! You`ve broken yours already....
• McCoy: "How can you be deaf with *ears* like that?" -- "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.3