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• Want to hear a sad story about the Dukakis campaign?
  The governor of Massachusetts, he lost his top naval advisor last week....
• The truth always falls on deaf ears..... at least thats what I've heard
• On the campaign trail last week, Pat Buchanan said
  "I don't want to attack Dan Quayle. That would be child abuse....
• I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
  You _m_u_s_t have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Ogden Nash...
• I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
  You must have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)...
• During his 1956 presidential campaign, a woman called out to Adlai E.
  Stevenson "Senator, you have the vote of every thinking person!...
• I asked my doctor if I should have a vasectomy. He said leave a sleeping dog lie.
  The last time I had sex my self-winding watch stopped. -- Lenny Rush...
• I've read about foreign policy and studied -- I know the number of continents.
  -- George Wallace, 1968 presidential campaig...
• When Vice President Quayle was asked about his opinion on ethics, he said that every community should have some.
  If it would help the economy, he is willing to help some facility of this nature relocate....