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• The verdict of a jury is the a priori opinion of that juror who smokes the worst cigars.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail
  if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence. -- H. L. Mencke...
• Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time. -- H. L. Mencke
• A home is not a mere transient shelter: its essence lies in the personalities of the people who live in it.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know. -- H. L. Mencke
• A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. -- H. L. Mencke
• A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)