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As Funny As A One-way Ticket To Hell.
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As funny as a one-way ticket to Hell.
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Has a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.
Let's collect money to give Barney a one way ticket to Jurassic Park!
Ross Perot got a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.
If Life's a trip, where the hell is MY ticket?
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
Government for one, to hell with majority!
No man was ever taken to hell by a woman unless he already had a ticket in his pocket, or at least had been fooling around with timetables.
-- Archie Goodwi...
Lisa: Bart's pain is funny, but mine isn't. That saxophone was my one creative outlet.
It was the only way I could truly express myself....
Yeah... THAT's the ticket!