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• My other computer is a CRAY!....yeah, that's the ticket!
• Hi!! You've reached Janet and Chris's room. We're not in right now.
  If this is our parents, we're at the library studying....
• Faster than a speeding ticket!
• Soon to have a ticket to talk!!
• As funny as a one-way ticket to Hell.
• Confessions Of A Gold Digger: Emile Ticket.
• Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
• Bart: Hey, McBain, I'm a big fan, but your last movie really sucked.
  McBain: I know. There were script problems from day one....
• A ghostly voice whispers, "Insert the ticket in the nearest slot.