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• We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather.
  Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather....
• Marge! Marge! There I was, I had just caught the largest fish you'd ever seen, when I was abducted by a flying saucer!
  -- Homer, catching up the fisherman profile, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• I must invent my own philosophical systems, or else be enslaved by other mens' -- William H.
  Blake (1757-1827)...
• To generalize is to be an idiot. -- William H. Blake (1757-1827)
• A fish is an underwater creature which grows the fastest between the time it is caught and the time the fisherman describes it to his friends.
• And now for the weather, which is every bit as yucky as the news.
• My mother is a fish. -- William Faulkne
• Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line.
  He caught every other fish. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line.
  He caught every other fish. -- Steven Wrigh...