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• Gone with the Wind As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again.. --Vivian Leigh
• Rhett, Rhett! What shall I do? Where shall I go?" "Frankly, my dear Scarlett, I don't give a damn.
  -- Gone with the wind...
• I am going on a diet. From this day forward, I pledge there will be no pork chop too succulent!
  No donut too tasty! No pizza too laden with delicious toppings to prevent me from reaching my scientifically-determined ideal weight!...
• As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly!
• As God is my witness - I am that fool! -- Gomez Addam
• AS GOD IS MY WITNESS I AM INNOCENT - But He won't be there at the committal proceedings.
• If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
• As God as my witness, I can pass the fourth grade! -- Bart, "Bart Gets an F
• I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one
  O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it. --Voltaire...