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• Look at my eyes! See the sincerity? See the conviction?
  See the fear? -- Bart learns he might be held back a grade, "Bart Gets an F...
• You wanna be held back a grade? Concentrate, man!
  -- Bart, slapping himself, trying to study, "Bart Gets an F...
• I will not fake my way through life. -- Bart's blackboard punishment, "Bart Gets an F
• Otto: Get off the bus or forever hold your peace, little dudes!
  Bart: Otto, you know I respect you. I mean, you always let us throw stuff at cars and try to tip the bus on sharp turns....
• Mrs.K: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, I think you know our district psychiatrist Dr.
  J. Loren Pryor. Homer: Hey, Dr. J. Dr.J.: [ahem] I think we have on our hands here a classic case of what laymen refer to as fear of failure....
• Homer: We're proud of you, boy! Bart: Thanks Dad. But part of this D minus belongs to God.
  .. -- Posting Bart's test on the refrigerator, "Bart Gets an F...
• Bart: I can make it so the other kids don't laugh at you so much.
  Martin: They... laugh at me? I've always considered myself rather popular....
• Skinner: Oh, I hope I didn't miss the floor show. Ba
  Nope. Skinner: Is Roxanne back? Bart: Yep. Skinne...
• As an actor, my eyeballs need to look their whitest!
  -- pitchman Troy McClure on `I Can't Believe They Invented It!' "Bart's Dog Gets an F...