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• My mother...will be as pleased as Punch. Mmmm...if only she we're as _good-looking_ as Punch, Baldrick.
  .. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• What's it called, Baldrick...'The Vomiting Cavalier'? -- Edmund : Captain Cook
• You're the worst cook in the entire _world_. There are.
  ..amoeba on Saturn who could boil a better egg then you... -- Edmund to Baldrick : Captain Cook...
• Did you just crawl over some barbed wire, sir? No..
  .I just put my elbow in a blob of ice-cream. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• I smell something fishy - and I'm not talking about the contents of Baldrick's apple crumble.
  .. -- Edmund : Captain Cook...
• You see, you know they say that somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it?
  Yeeees.... Well, I thought if I _owned_ the bullet with my name on it, I'd never get hit....
• Would you like some rat au vin to help you think? .
  ..Rat au vin? Yes. It's rat... ...thats been run over by a van....
• Did you miss _me_, my lord? Um..._Baldrick_, is it?
  That's right. No, not really. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Chai...
• Now...'Distinguishing Features'....none... Well - I've got this big growth in the middle of my face.
  That's your _nose_, Baldrick... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Dish and Dishonesty...