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• The wimple suits you, Baldrick. But...it completely covers my face.
  .. Exactly... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Captain Cook...
• Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
• Baldrick! Thank you for introducing me to a genuinely new experience!
  What experience is that? Being pleased to see you... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
• Hooray! It's the Scarlet Pimpernel! Yes, Baldrick. And you killed him!
  Yes, Baldrick. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Nob and Nobility...
• That's not true! Lord Nelson's got a vote! He's got a _boat_, Baldrick.
  .. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...
• I've been in your service since I was two and a half, my lord.
  Well, that must be why I'm so utterly sick of the sight of you. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bell...
• I found it particularly ironic, my lord, because I've got a thingy that's shaped like a turnip!
  ...I'm a great use at parties. Are you. Yes...I hide in the vegetable rack and frighten the children....
• It is strangely in keeping with the manner of our courtship that the maid of honour should be a man.
  Oh! Thank you very much, my lord. ...And I use the word 'man' in its broadest possible sense....
• As a reward, Baldrick, take a short holiday...did you enjoy it? -- Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty