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The Wonder Bra? Yeah, I Got One For My Beer-gut Brother-in-law.
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The Wonder Bra? Yeah, I got one for my beer-gut brother-in-law.
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Beer Gut? Nah, I got pregnant before I had the sex change.
Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, "Spaceballs".
But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"....
Norm tries to prove that he is not Anton Kreitzer.] Norm
Afternoon, everybody! All: Anton! -- Cheers, The Two Faces of Norm Woody...
Beer doesn't wear a bra. -- Women vs. Bee
Yeah, I got a modem, a real fast one too, it's a 300bps!
Cecil: There it is, the future site of the Springfield hydroelectric dam.
Bob: Just the thought of all that raw power makes me wonder why the hell I should care....
Star Trek VII: The Search for Shatner's Beer Gut.
I'm often asked the question, "Do you think there is extraterrestrial intelligence?
I give the standard arguments -- there are a lot of places out there, and use the word *billions*, and so on....
I'm often asked the question, "Do you think there is extraterrestrial intelli- gence?
I give the standard arguments -- there are a lot of places out there, and use the word *billions*, and so on....