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• A cloud of purple smoke forms before your very eyes, and dissipates revealing a tall sorcerer in wireframe glasses and blue jeans.
  he fixes you with a vicious glare and proclaims "Arson is not allowed in this game....
• You have entered Lord Kazak's chamber. There room is quite large.
  Standing before you is a tall gromlet in an outrageous costume....
• I'm going to k-k-k-k-k-k-kill you K-k-k-k-k-k-ken!
• The world spins and you slap against the floor.
• A genie appears in a cloud of green smoke. He drops something, waves, and then vanishes, taking the smoke with him.
• I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it.
  Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. -- Steven Wrigh...
• All right. But don't blame me if something goes wr.
  ..... --- POOF!! --- You are engulfed in a cloud of orange smoke....
• You may be redneck... if you dress up the kids to go to K-Mart.
• If the world spins around, why doesn't home come to us??