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  2. Always point out second-order effects, but never point out when they can be ignored....
• Three rules for sounding like an expert: 1. Oversimplify your explanations to the point of uselessness.
  2. Always point out second-order effects, but never point out when they can be ignored....
• The advance of science can be measured by the rate at which exceptions to previously held laws accumulate.
  Corollaries: 1. Exceptions always outnumber rules....
• 1. In any rule set, there are always missing rules.
  2. The missing rules are the ones you need. 3....
• 1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause of pregnancy.
  (2) Always be backlit. (3) Sit down whenever possible. -- Alden's Law...
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  (2) Always be backlit. (3) Sit down whenever possible....