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1. Always State Motions In As Complex A Fashion As Humanly Possible.
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1. Always state motions in as complex a fashion as humanly possible.
2. Allow 3 minutes to count the ayes, and one second the noes.
-- Robert's Rules of Order for Bureaucrats
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