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Three Rules For Sounding Like An Expert: 1. Oversimplify Your Explanations To The Point Of Uselessness.
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Three rules for sounding like an expert:
1. Oversimplify your explanations to the point of uselessness.
2. Always point out second-order effects,
but never point out when they can be ignored.
3. Come up with three rules.
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