Quimby: You Can't Seriously Want To Ban Alcohol.

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Quimby: You can't seriously want to ban alcohol. It tastes
great, makes women appear more attractive, and makes a
person virtually invulnerable to criticism.
Helen Lovejoy: Ohh!! [sobs] Won't somebody _please_ think of the
children??
-- Give it a rest, Helen,
"Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment"

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